Hello there readers, and welcome to this weeks bearded installment.
I’ve been pondering of late how to end the bearded year of mine. I’m planning on shaving on 01/01/2010, maybe at a minute past midnight on New Years Eve, depending on where we are. My current thoughts are that I want to keep the neck beard, and look a bit like this chap:
Neck Beard
Moving on, big thanks to Stash and Chris for this weeks donations. As time goes on, we’re getting closer and closer to reaching the £500 target that I have set.
Here’s an update of my photo. Taken in classy black and white on my camera phone. My phone isn’t up to much, and the colours were properly messed up, so I though grey scale was the way forward this week. This photo was taken by me, this lunch time, in my office in Bedford.
2nd October 2009
Moving along to this weeks “Beard Of The Week”, I have selected America’s 16th president, Abraham Lincoln.
Welcome to a very special edition of the Beardie Blog.
This maybe the first of many, the first of few, or the last of one. What am I talking about? Good question! This weeks blog has been written for me by a guest writer! My good friend Nicko has stepped up to the plate and written the following blog for me. If you’d like to have a go as a guest writer, or have any thing to contribute that’s vaguely beard related (video, picture, random scribblings, etc), just drop me a line.
Hello beard spotters - it’s been another eventful week in the life of a full time beard grower!
On Monday evening I was sitting quietly ready Fly Fishing by J. R. Hartley, when there was a knock at the door. It was a strange old man sporting a grotesquely patchy beard and wearing an eye patch. “Are you a pirate?” I asked him.
“No, I’m a travelling beard salesman” he replied. “Can I come in and show you my beards from around the world?”
I told him that I already own a smashing beard and didn’t really have any more room on an already crowded chin, but as he was a fellow beard fancier I invited him in for a cup of tea. “I’ve sailed the fours seas, collecting beards from the seven corners of the world” he explained, taking some fine looking beards from his bag and laying them on the table. “Would you like to buy one?”
I explained again that my collection of beard was full when I noticed something strange about his beards. One of them had a head. “These aren’t beards” I cried “These are roadkill”. I was holding the flattened body of a skunk.
Without warning, this strange man leapt at me, brandishing a set of Remington beard clippers – my most feared adversary! With surprising strength and agility, the old man pinned me to the floor and brandished his deadly weapon at me. “Soon your beard will be mine” he shrieked, obviously overwhelmed with beardlust. I couldn’t let him take my beard – there was a lot of people’s sponsorship money resting on these whiskers and I couldn’t afford to lose a single bristle.
He thrust his shaving tool at my face – but as he swung to the left, I was able to use my well defined chin muscles to steer my beard to the right and he missed my precious facial hair. He launched at the right side of my face but again, my chin was too quick for him as I swung my beard to the left. Finally, he aimed a swipe down the centre of my beard but I parted it with ease down the middle using nothing but the phenomenal powers in my chinny chin chin – he hadn’t shaved a single hair from me. My intensive chin training over the last nine months had served me well.
I managed to overbalance him and knock the beard trimmer from his hands. “Don’t take my beards. Please don’t take my beards” he whimpered in a heap on the floor and he began to cry.
“I told you – I don’t want your beards” I said, towering over him, but I felt sorry for the man. I found an old furball that one of the cats had coughed up and gave it to him and I watched with disgust as he sellotaped it to his face.
“Thank you my impressively bearded friend” he said and I watched him hobble off up the road with his bag of dead animals before returning to finish my book on fly fishing. By J. R. Hartley.
Well, many thanks to Nicko for that excellent piece of writing!
Oh. and here’s what I look like - the beard has either out grown the viewfinder, or the photo was taken on the wonk.
Posted on September 11, 2009 by Gruff in beard, donation
Welcome Beard Fans to this weeks no Blog!
Time constraints and general life getting in the way have prevented me from blogging this week, or photographing myself, so in true internet style, here’s a red x, where there should be an image.
We’ve been playing with the hair straighteners this week, and I’d like to introduce you all to Gary, my evil twin brother. Gary has an unnaturally straight beard!
Gary Straight Beard
And “Yes!”, it did hurt! I was going to say that pain is a small price to pay for art, but I’m not sure I could be accused of art! That said, Gary, my evil straight bearded twin, is arty, and has just produced this little gem:
Artistic!
I tried Googling a beard of the week for someone with a straight beard, failed miserable, and swiftly gave up, so this week, suggested by my old mate Mark via Facebook is hard man Kimbo Slice. Kimbo is obviously a made up stage name, his real name, according to Wikipedia is Kevin - much less hard!
Top of the morning to ya, and welcome to this weeks instalment of the Beardie Weirdie Blog!
Firstly, I’ve reached to 60% mark in the fund-raising stakes. Many thanks to my Mum, Rose, for her unrelenting support.
I was doing some research today for something interesting to say on beards. This is the first thing I found on Google, and it’s brilliant!
Well, once you’ve recovered from that, moving on to this weeks photo my beardie progress. This week, I’ve gone for a profile shot. I don’t have a guitar growing out of my beard, oh no, that’s my daughters guitar, that I like to have a plink about with on occasion.
27th August 2009
This weeks Beard of the Week was inspired by me watching TV on Thursday night. Not that he’s currently sporting a beard, Frankie Boyle did a stint recently as a beardie, and a very nice ginger example it is too.
Well, I’m approaching the two third mark, and I’ve just measured a beard hair that has moulted in this glorious heat we’ve been enjoying. It’s currently 9cm long (not that it’s particularly uniform in length), so if it continues to grow at the same rate, it should be approximately 13.5 cm by the end of the year.
I’ve done some Googling on “how to encourage beard growth”, and the general consensus is that shaving more regularly helps. Well I won’t be trying that in much of a hurry!
Many thank you’s to Leah from Michigan for this weeks donation!
Here’s this weeks photo - taken by me in my garden on Thursday night. Ooh, almost forgot to mention - thanks to Dan for the snappy new hair cut!
21st August 2009
This weeks Beard of the Week was suggested by my mate Oakers, and is Groundskeeper Willie from The Simpsons! Here he is as playing as a one man band! Oakers also writes a blog - Eirglish, and is definitely worth a click.
How do Beard Fans! Welcome to this weeks Beardie Blog!
I hope you didn’t miss me too much last week - I was away on holiday. I had meant to get a guest writer lined up, but like a lot of things, I didn’t quite get around to it!
We had a camping trip down in Cornwall. We went as a group - us 4, along with a couple of my wife’s cousins, their partners and children, her Aunt, and a dog! We were camping newbs, and the “safety in numbers” approach paid off - we had a cracking time!
Belated thanks to Chris this week for his continuing support. Donations are very thin on the ground during August - I guess a lot of people are away on their holidays too….
This weeks photo is a self portrait, and was taken on Perranporth beach, just down the coast from Newquay.
Beardie at the beach
This weeks Beard of the Week was suggested by my daughter, Erin, and is TV presenter and comedian JLC - Justin Lee Collins.
Justin Lee Collins
That’s it from me for this week - see you next time!
Howdy doodie beard fans, and welcome to the last blog of July.
Well, when I write this, the poll on whether or not I should dye the beard is inconclusive - 50% yes, and 50% no. As is traditional with these 50%/50% situations, I tossed a coin - heads for yes, and tails for no. It turned out tails, so I won’t be dyeing the beard for now. Perhaps I’ll have another vote later on in the year.
Here’s the mug shot for the week - I’m wearing my lovely new hat that I got. The summer sun is so hot at the moment, I need the shade that it provides to avoid getting hot under the collar.
Hello there, and welcome to this weeks Beardie Weirdie blog!
In the interest of mixing it up, and keeping it real, I’m going to start with “Beard of the Week” this week! I know, I am living on the edge!
This week was suggested by my good mate Dan, and is “Macho Man” Randy Savage. And what a beard he has! There aren’t enough bearded athletes if you ask me. You can’t really see him too well here though - he’s camouflaged against an orange background, but here he is:
Macho Man Randy Savage
Well, the mid month lull in donations is upon us again, so nothing to report on that front. Here’s the latest photo of me. You’ll be please to see that I have not donned the Spandex for this one!
This weeks sees the half way point in my bearded adventure. On today, Friday 3rd of July it’s 184 days = 4416 hours = 264,960 minutes = 15,897,600 seconds since I last shaved on 31st December 2008. That’s a lot of numbers - praise be for Excel!
With the greatly appreciated donation from Oakers, I’m currently 55% towards my fund-raising target of £500 for the Pasque Charity. With your support, I’m confident that we can get the desperately needed funds to this very good cause.
Moving on then, it’s been hot this week. Very hot. When I left my office on Tuesday evening, the thermostat thing in the car reckoned it was 37°C. Granted, our car park is a bit of a sun trap, but I’m surprised that my car tyres haven’t melted! Luckily, the beard isn’t too bad in the heat, although it’s definitely more challenging to apply sun cream.
I’m sure you’re busting to find out what six months of beard growth looks like, so here goes:
6 months of beard!
This weeks Beard of the Week is none other than Captain Birdseye. Not the new fangled one, not the short lived young and hip Captain Birdseye, but the original one - from when I was a nipper. John Hewer played, in my opinion, the best Captain Birdseye, so here he is:
